Yesterday as I pedalled the 10 mile along a golden corridor of fallen leaves to get my hair cut, my mind was filled with thoughts of festive fodder.

I thought I’d open up a forum and help out with any problems to make sure the big bodge goes well.

Past experiences in the Christmas kitchen have put me in the position to help out, but it does rely heavily on you lot keeping it sensible. So no talk of Yaks legs or other weird roasts.

Hang on I’ve got a caller on line one, it’s Mrs Bigbuttocks from Bigleswade.

Sorry about that folks, but she was desperate for ideas on what to do with a Cucumber.

Well that’s that sorted, mind you, I wouldn’t want that in my Tzatziki when she’s finished with it.


Categories: Burning the Midnight Oil


I'm a disabled ex-Soldier, just entering my Autumn years. I write purely out of enjoyment about anything and everything. My main interests are Nature, especially birds and history. I enjoy reading, fiction or non-fiction, it doesn't matter, any genre pleases me.

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